07 Limerick’s

A young man that kept asking questions
Refused to consider suggestions
To stop being so nosey
As perhaps I suppose he
Hadn’t got to all of his best ones

A young man that kept asking questions
Found silence would cause him depressions
So if it went quiet
He’d begin a riot
Noise and chaos were his obsessions

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06 Limerick’s

A young married man from Fife
Regretted taking a wife
And although she knew it
She wants him to rue it
So both their sadness was rife.

A young married man from Fife
Started to beat up his wife
This young Scottish lass
Picked up a pint glass
Ending this angry man’s life

05 Limerick’s

A daring courageous young lad
Grew into a bit of a cad
He gave all the girls
A necklace of pearls
Then vanished and drove them all mad

A daring courageous young lad
Was obsessed with spacemen so bad
As he got older
Growing much bolder
He built his own rocket launch pad

04 Limerick’s

My dog often thinks he’s a cat
Eating fish while getting so fat
And Instead of a bark
He meows in the park
Then comes home and purrs on the mat

My dog often thinks he’s a cat
Chasing mice all over the flat
He thought what a slog
To act like a dog
That postmen will now stay and chat

03 Limerick’s

I wish that the moon was the sun
As the days would be much more fun
The day would be night
And dark would be light
With sunrise when the day is done

I wish that the moon was the sun
As I would just love that a ton
But during our playtime
At night in the daytime
We’d no way to see who had won

02 Limerick’s

If all of my fingers were toes
I guess that is just how it goes
But if I’ve got a cold
You might one day be told
My big toe is stuck up my nose

If all of my fingers were toes
I might struggle to tie my bows
I’d practice my pleat
By using my feet
So well until nobody knows

01 Limerick’s

If both of my hands were my feet
I’m sure that would be kind of neat
Trying to eat beef
I’d kick out my teeth
So may be best to give up meat

If both of my hands were my feet
I’m sure that would be kind of neat
When I said hello
I’d wiggle my toe
Because that’s my new way to meet